texts from last night meme

[lesbianjock]

texts from last night

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

above description taken lovingly from bakerstreet wwww

Comments

[lesbianjock]

She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.

[pathologicalmonsters]

So she was making an ass of herself?

Also, where do you keep food? I went to your room and you weren't there - I guess because of your assplay date - , but you forgot to lock the door.

Which I think means it's my room now.

[lesbianjock]

Why were you trying to look for food in my room???

and it was NOT an assplay date!!

[pathologicalmonsters]

Well, I was out of snacks, and it'd be weird to just go into a stranger's room.

a butt rendezvous?

[yanatsu]

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

[leadingloser]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[leadingloser]

where are you

[yanatsu]

I'm... not sure...

there are a lot of love hotels but i don't see any street signs

[leadingloser]

how did you get there www i told you not to talk to strangers

[dojikkosenpai]

what's a threesome

[yanatsu]

nOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

[leadingloser]

i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.

[horizumi]

!!!!
hagiwara-kun...!
??? (´・ω・`) ???

[leadingloser]

why do you have bagels in your room anyways

[dojikkosenpai]

hagiwara-kun? is this you? did someone take your phone or something? (ono)a

[leadingloser]

.....................................yes

[horizumi]

Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

[yanatsu]

Where was the bloody spoon?

[horizumi]

i'm too scared to look but i think it's under my bed????because i can't see it from here???

[dojikkosenpai]

I... can't say I do zumi-kun (o__o) how much blood?

[horizumi]

like hella
HELLA LOTTA BLOOD
i see a trail leading to it under my bed...

i'm scared

[dojikkosenpai]

pls bpme ECGwly drunk she is freest lying in pas

basement

he made me cry alleyways ready can I go home now?

[leadingloser]

who made you cry? wwww

[dojikkosenpai]

I'm too pberlwhemed to cyru

I have cried to very person you can imaine

[ishibiya]

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."