texts from last night meme

[lesbianjock]

texts from last night

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

above description taken lovingly from bakerstreet wwww

Comments

[pathologicalmonsters]

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yes i just texted you three ellipses

anyway, give my butt a rating out of 100

i work best with numbers and figures

[lesbianjock]

do i have to

[pathologicalmonsters]

if you arent willing to work with numbers and figures

then i should stop helping you with math

[lesbianjock]

NO NO please dont exams are coming up really fast.....

okay um 101/100

[pathologicalmonsters]

flattering me won't make me help you more you know

[lesbianjock]

im not just flattering you!

[pathologicalmonsters]

then how would you rate your bootyfun partner over there?

[lesbianjock]

do you want me to be honest?

[pathologicalmonsters]

if i wanted you to lie, i would have asked you to

[lesbianjock]

like 85/100

[pathologicalmonsters]

so im better than her?

[lesbianjock]

yeah, a lot better

[pathologicalmonsters]

so do you want *me* to knock your drink out of your hands with my ass too?

[lesbianjock]

or you could just put your ass in my hands if thats easier???

[pathologicalmonsters]

im eating your pudding

[lesbianjock]

NO PLEASE I SAVED THAT FOR MYSELF

[pathologicalmonsters]

i think you love this pudding more than my butt

[lesbianjock]

cant i have both

[pathologicalmonsters]

“Here we bring you peace and war; which do you choose?”

[lesbianjock]

Are you really going to make me choose

[pathologicalmonsters]

A reply of 'give us either' gets you war.

In this analogy war means me eating your pudding.

[lesbianjock]

this isn't the kind of war i want to fight in....

[pathologicalmonsters]

if you buy me food after our morning run tomorrow you can have both

[lesbianjock]

Can I really??

[pathologicalmonsters]

im not sure what having my ass means

but yes