texts from last night meme

[lesbianjock]

texts from last night

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

above description taken lovingly from bakerstreet wwww

Comments

[pathologicalmonsters]

i didnt actually look through it you know

i mean, i can if you want me to, im open to that, but i didn't

also i told you, i was out

[lesbianjock]

then you could go to the food court...?

[pathologicalmonsters]

I'm poor.

You made me spend all my money on running shoes, stretchy exercise clothes, and that ball that I think just exists to let you look at my butt.

Ergo, you're responsible for my lack of funds.

So I'm eating your food.

[lesbianjock]

its all for the better good! you said you wanted to work out more, right? im helping you out there!

just... dont eat the pudding at the back of the fridge, okay? im saving that!

[pathologicalmonsters]

you didnt deny the ball + butt thing

saving it for what?

[lesbianjock]

i was hoping you would forget about it!

for myself for later. even i'm allowed to treat myself once in a while!

[pathologicalmonsters]

no, you aren't allowed to treat yourself

i just decided that

you have five minutes before i eat the pudding

[lesbianjock]

WHY

[pathologicalmonsters]

an eriphant never forgets

[lesbianjock]

what

[pathologicalmonsters]

the butt + ball thing

[lesbianjock]

where did the ball part even come from

[pathologicalmonsters]

the exercise ball you made me buy

and then i stretched on it

and then you stared at my butt

it was a beautiful moment, frozen in my memory eternally

how could you forget it?

[lesbianjock]

wait wait wait you think ive been staring at your butt while we worked out???

[lesbianjock]

........ well

[pathologicalmonsters]

...

yes i just texted you three ellipses

anyway, give my butt a rating out of 100

i work best with numbers and figures

[lesbianjock]

do i have to

[pathologicalmonsters]

if you arent willing to work with numbers and figures

then i should stop helping you with math

[lesbianjock]

NO NO please dont exams are coming up really fast.....

okay um 101/100

[pathologicalmonsters]

flattering me won't make me help you more you know

[lesbianjock]

im not just flattering you!

[pathologicalmonsters]

then how would you rate your bootyfun partner over there?

[lesbianjock]

do you want me to be honest?

[pathologicalmonsters]

if i wanted you to lie, i would have asked you to

[lesbianjock]

like 85/100