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texts from last night meme

texts from last night

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

Edited 2014-01-06 02:48 (UTC)

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where are you

I'm... not sure...

there are a lot of love hotels but i don't see any street signs

how did you get there www i told you not to talk to strangers

They were in my bio class last semester...

I, uh, thought they were dating... ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ)

...and you thought they were bringing you along on their date?

Look, I realized something was wrong by the time we turned the corner to Shirakawa Boulevard.

did they start making passes at you

i always thought she touched me too often for a girl in a monogamous relationship

but i didn't realize until now that he watched me change in the locker room

this is why i told you to wait until everyone leaves before taking your shirt off

Edited 2014-01-06 03:32 (UTC)

this is not a joking matter!!

i need to go home and take like 5000 showers I MIGHT NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN

oh come on you're exaggerating! you've had worse things happen to you....like that one time with hiro

wE DO NOT TALK ABOUT KUROBE FUCKING HIRO

i'm going home and taking 6000 showers now you asshole

i wonder what your mom will say when she hears about this one! wwwwwwwww

why would you tell my mother about this. why.

i told her about hiro

we kind of have an arrangement going on, if you know what i mean

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what's a threesome

nOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

????????? tsuro-kun!! are you okay? do you need assistance? where are you?? (o__o)!!

I don't know where I am except that it's somewhere along Shirakawa Boulevard. I need to leave ASAP these hookers are trying to pick me up

if you can drive

wait. no. even if you CAN drive, DON'T DRIVE.

ask your brother or butler or a family friend to pick me up or something this is an emergency and i will pay you back kurata-senpai

(O_________O)!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy cow tsuro-kun what happened???? I... everyone at home is asleep. I could take a taxi and get you???

UH. oh gosh. you're not hurt are you??

uh, yes! that would be swell, thanks senpai

and no i'm not hurt. well only my dignity is hurt

oh gosh (o__o)!!! but those are the worst kind of hurts....

so what exactly happened tsuro-kun??

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