texts from last night meme

[lesbianjock]

texts from last night

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

above description taken lovingly from bakerstreet wwww

Comments

[leadingloser]

did they start making passes at you

[yanatsu]

i always thought she touched me too often for a girl in a monogamous relationship

but i didn't realize until now that he watched me change in the locker room

[leadingloser]

this is why i told you to wait until everyone leaves before taking your shirt off

[yanatsu]

this is not a joking matter!!

i need to go home and take like 5000 showers I MIGHT NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN

[leadingloser]

oh come on you're exaggerating! you've had worse things happen to you....like that one time with hiro

[yanatsu]

wE DO NOT TALK ABOUT KUROBE FUCKING HIRO

i'm going home and taking 6000 showers now you asshole

[leadingloser]

i wonder what your mom will say when she hears about this one! wwwwwwwww

[yanatsu]

why would you tell my mother about this. why.

[leadingloser]

i told her about hiro

we kind of have an arrangement going on, if you know what i mean

[yanatsu]

i'm striking up an arrangement with YOUR mother

[leadingloser]

i'm honestly surprised you haven't already

[yanatsu]

i can't believe this I TRUSTED HER. I TRUSTED YOU

tell her: je vais ruiner cette famille

[leadingloser]

okay hold on let me text her

[leadingloser]

i think she called you a big fat wussy in french

[yanatsu]

...I don't know whether to be more upset that I'm having you ferry messages between me and my mother, or that I'm seriously considering leaving the country.

Maybe I just won't come home tonight...

[leadingloser]

come over to my place, i'm bored

[yanatsu]

you are half the reason i am considering leaving the country

YOU ARE LIKE 70% OF THE REASON. 80%. 89%.

[leadingloser]

where are you going to take your shower? moscow?

just come over

[yanatsu]

i mean, realistically, i can book a night in one of the hotels here and just sleep over --

oh. urgh. i suddenly remembered what people do here every day.

[yanatsu]

...do you have pants i could borrow? because i don't like sleeping in jeans

[leadingloser]

i could hop by your house pretty quickly and pick up a spare fundoshi wwwwwwwwwww

but yeah i have some

[yanatsu]

i don't sleep in fundoshi you fucker

also, dibs on your alpaca pillow

[leadingloser]

that's not what your mom says

and i told you it's not mine, it's shouji's

[yanatsu]

it's always in your room though?

fine i'll just ask your mom

[leadingloser]

he just comes in and leaves his shit around okay that's all don't even bother asking my mom she'll say the same thing

ugh text me when you get here